Promises promises

When I took office, I made it simple. No more endless wars. No more foreign entanglements. We were gonna put our country first. Make it great again. Strong borders, strong deals, strong men. That’s what I said. That’s what they loved.

But then, you know, things happen. A little drone strike here, a peacekeeping op there. Some advisors on the ground. Some freedom delivered from 30,000 feet. You blink and suddenly we’re liberating democracy with a side of air support. People say, ‘But sir, you promised no wars.’
And I say, ‘It’s not a war if you’re in and out, wham bam thank you mam. Quick like a Vegas weekend. I don’t need your consent.’

That’s how I handle foreign policy.
And women.
Me and Jeffery—we’ve got a system.