The art of the deal

It is a beautiful spring morning, the birds are singing as the sun shines gently down on the playground.

Donald, an enterprising 10 year old is keen to demonstrate his business acumen to his manfluencer friends.

“Hey boys, watch me art of the deal with Ira”

He exclaims as he swaggers across the playground ready to make a “deal” with Ira who is 6…

”hey Ira, give me those sweets or I’ll punch you back into the Stone Age”

Ira looks nonplussed and simply closes the sweet packet.

”Tuesday will be glasses and lunchbox day, all wrapped up in one, if you haven’t reopened the sweets and given me 5 sweets you’ll be living in hell”

Ira does nothing

”if you don’t reopen the packet and give me a sweet a whole civilisation will die tonight”

Ira reopens the sweets and pops one in her mouth before walking off. Donald turns to his friends

“I won so biggly, I think one day I’m gonna write a book”