Jokes for chess

Here are a few chess jokes to brighten your day: 

1. Why did the chess player bring a suitcase to the game? Because he wanted to check all his pieces!
2. How does a chess player stay in shape? He works on his pawn-tential.
3. What did the chess piece say to the queen? "You’re one in a million!"
4. Why was the chessboard so good at math? It always knew how to check and mate!
5. What's a chess player's favorite drink? A mate-tea!

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