A man wants to make money, so he meets the money guru. He says I want to be rich and successful like you. The guru says meet me at the beach at 5am in the morning. The man says I want to be successful, I don't want to swim. Gurus says meet me at the beach tomorrow. The following day they meet at the beach, the guru says walk out with me, the man follows, there leg deep, guru says now a little further, there now chest deep, the mans looking at the guru like you mad? The guru says just little further now, the mans neck deep, waters going into his mouth, the guru grabs the mans head and pushes it under the water, the mans struggling, chocking trying to catch his breath... The guru then lifts him up and says "IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BREATHE, THEN YOUR'LL BE SUCCESSFUL!