I miss you guys!

My relatives are visiting from the new world, Canada.  My mom says I am not allowed to spend all of my time on chess.com.  I am supposed to be a good host and entertain them.  They are no fun!  They have funny accents and they don't like Pokemon or chess.  I try to tell them stories about how crafty I am, but they don't understand.  My craftiness is just too crafty some of the time.  And they're fat!  They take up so much room.  It's Gross!  I tried to be nice at first.  I asked my uncle if he wanted to play Super Monkey Ball, but he said Monkey Ball is for kids.  I bet he is no good at chess.  And to top it all off, I think my cousin is stealing my pokemon cards!  She is probably eating them!