For the good of MAN

To all the men on this site, we have to unite, there are woman on here that are really good, they are beating men like you and I as if we were a rookie, and this my friends, scares me,I have played at lease 5 girls on here and lost to them all, I have looked at their records and they are beating us as if we were unwanted stepchildren, I say that we band together and put an end to this, double team them if we have to, but we must win for the sake of MAN kind ! Spread the word, we are not going to take this anymore, if they want a fight, then by George, we will give it to them ( well, not me, I already lost to 5 of them ) Thats right fellas, we must ban together and defeat the womanhood of chess, I call for a tournament with their best against our best, we can't let this go on, we must show them who is the boss ! Now I will update you if we can get this thing going,but I have to go now, my wife gave me a list of things that she wants done and she'll be all  over me if she catch me on here and the chores aren't done. "Remember the Alamo" ( I know that doesn't have anything to do with chess, but it sounds cool )