Couples and married Life. :)

* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as a man got a wife, he lose his balance at the bank.  

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in love. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in love.  

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u..

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minute.

          just for humor have a nice day :))