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Defenitions

diamond4ever
May 13, 2010, 9:03 AM 5

 


 

 

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco

rolled in paper

with fire at one end

and a fool at the other!



 

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement

wherein

a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her master



 

LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information

from the notes of the lecturer

to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either


 

CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present

 

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece


 

TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which

masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!



 

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on


 

ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel

you are going to feel

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