digbychknczar. What a LEGEND!? (CLEAN)
Digbychknczar woke up one day and decided he should share his knowledge with the world... Thus Google was born.
Digbychknczar's immune system single-handedly defeated the German army. The rest of the war was just for show.
nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole exept digbychknczar he eats black holes. they taste like chicken
digbychknczar died 20 years ago. death just never had the guts to tell him.
bruce lee killed digbychknczar in the way of the dragon. to bad he died shortly after.
The titanic didn't sink because of an iceberg, Digbychknczar was just out for a swim.
God's favorite color is Digbychknczar.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Digbychknczar' first visit to Tokyo.
Jesus can walk on water, but Digbychknczar can swim on land.
Jesus died on the cross because he wanted to appear on a necklace across Digbychknczar's bare chest.
The reason God called himself "God" was because "Digbychknczar" was already taken.
Digbychknczar once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Digbychknczar destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.
Go to Google and type in "Find Digbychknczar" Then Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
When people die, they go to hell. When hell dies, it goes to Digbychknczar.
Digbychknczar can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Digbychknczar can beat Halo 3 on Legendary...with a guitar hero controller!
Digbychknczar invented the tooth fairy, as a way to compensate for round house kicking everybody to the face.
Digbychknczar once ate a bean supream and expelled gas, the event is now known as the 1st nuclear bomb test.
Digbychknczar was suppose to have a twin brother but he did not survive digbychknczar's nine months practice of floating rondhouse kicks.
Digbychknczar has had thousands of lovers, but none of them ever satisfied Digbychknczar. He realized that the only person who could ever satisfy Digbychknczar...was Digbychknczar.
The continets didn't drift away from each other, they just found out that digbychknczar was gunna be on america so they all ran away
digbychknczar can squeeze orange juice from a banana
Originally Digbychknczar was to play froto in Lord of the Rings but turned the job down cause only a panzy needs 3 movies to destroy jewlery. Also Digbychknczar was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds.
Digbychknczar is so strong that not only does he hold the whole world in his hands, but he also holds the holds the entire univerise.
There is a little Digbychknczar in everyone. No really. Listen to your inner Digbychknczar and roundhouse kick yourself in the face.
Digbychknczar doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
Digbychknczar's dog picks up its own poo because Digbychknczar doesn't take poo from anybody
Digbychknczar counted to infinity-twice
Digbychknczar invented the phrase" put a foot in your mouth"
digbychknczar has never kicked anyone's butt, but the mear sight of him makes you kick your own butt
When God sneezes, people say Digbychknczar bless you
Digbychknczar knows what Bo doesn't
Do u know how giraffes were born? Digbychknczar roundhouse kicked a horse in the neck!
Who would win the race between Batman and Superman to the moon???Digbychknczar
Digbychknczar doesn't go hunting, he goes killing
Digbychknczar can slam a revolving door
Digbychknczar has 2 speeds...Walk and Kill.
AIDS was specifically designed to kill digbychknczar. It failed miserably.
Digbychknczar destroys whole continents. Ever heard of atlantis? nuff said
Devil didn't go down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal. Digbychknczar came down to hell and told him to get the **** out.
Digbychknczar once went to Wendy's and ordered a Big Mac...and got one.
Google no longer runs searches on Digbychknczar
You dont find digbychknczar,
Digbychknczar finds you!
Digbychknczar knows what Willis is talking about
Digbychknczar didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Digbychknczar doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Digbychknczar.
Digbychknczar likes to knit sweaters
Digbychknczar is the real reason Mitt Romney dropped out of the presidential race.
Osama Bin Laden hates the USA because he is envious that Digbychknczar is there
Digbychknczar poops while standing up!
Someone once challenged Digbychknczar to a duel... that person is now known as Captain Hook.
The Bible used to be called Digbychknczar and Friends.
According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Digbychknczar can roundhouse kick you in the face...YESTERDAY!!
The universe was created when Digbychknczar roundhouse kicked a star in the face for being too bright.
Digbychknczar once roundhouse kicked someone so hard in the face that that person was sent through a time rift into another dimension. That person is now known as Satan.
Christopher Reeves was one of the only people to survive an encounter with Digbychknczar.
Digbychknczar is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Digbychknczar can divide by zero.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Digbychknczar roundhouse kick.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Digbychknczar Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Digbychknczar doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Digbychknczar roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Digbychknczar would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Digbychknczar doesn't step on toes. Digbychknczar steps on necks.
Along with his black belt, Digbychknczar often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Digbychknczar.
The last thing you hear before Digbychknczar gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Digbychknczar is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
Digbychknczar doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Digbychknczar.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Digbychknczar a giant meteor.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Digbychknczar."
Digbychknczar does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Digbychknczar.
Digbychknczar likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
They say tough men eat nails for breakfast. digbychknczar does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Digbychknczar' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Digbychknczar once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Digbychknczar stared evil in the face, and it backed down
Digbychknczar puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Digbychknczar puts the FUN in Funeral.
Digbychknczar speaks in all caps.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Digbychknczar's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
Digbychknczar does not kick butt and take names. In fact, Digbychknczar kicks butt and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
Digbychknczar can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Digbychknczar.
Digbychknczar never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Digbychknczar was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Digbychknczar.
Digbychknczar uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic people killing acid is DCC. These are also Digbychknczar' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Digbychknczar sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Digbychknczar is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Digbychknczar has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Once on the filming of Walker, Texas Ranger, when Digbychknczar roundhouse kicked a stunt man, his foot went so fast that it traveled back in time and kicked Amelia Earnhart in the head on her last voyage.
God said "Let there be light" and Digbychknczar said "Say please".
Digbychknczar doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
There are no bombs, digbychknczar just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
There was only one man ever to outsmart Digbychknczar, Steven Hawking, he got what he deserved.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are three sides of the force, the light side, the dark side, and Digbychknczar.
As a teen, Digbychknczar impregnated every nun in a covet in the back hills of Tunsca, nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional history.
Digbychknczar can say to a waitress, "can i have your number just kidding just kidding," and get it!
Digbychknczar plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Digbychknczar can speak Braille.
When Digbychknczar wants barbecue for lunch, he finds a pig and just looks at it. When the pig looks back at Digbychknczar, it instantly turns into a barbecue sandwich with colslaw and hushpuppies.
If Digbychknczar wants to go on the internet, he just stares at the monitor and keyboard. Then the computer and monitor will come on all bythemselves and the keyboard automatically types what Digbychknczar is thinking.
Digbychknczar laughter is the most feared sound on earth because it can only mean that he has killed again.
If you can see Digbychknczar, he can see you. If you can't see Digbychknczar, may God help you.
