There are the funniest warning sings:
A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:
CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!
On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:
CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP!
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
From the bottom plate of a lap top:
DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!
Sign at a beach:
The shark prevention net was dismantled for maintenance on 1 November 2004. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
At a zoo in Thailand:
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:
“Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.”
Sign at park:
KEEP JAPAN GREEN
THE FIRE CHIEF
A sign at the entrance to a cathedral in Cancun, Mexico
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
To cross street push button at night.
BEWARE OF ONCOMING CARES
Exit Sign in China
UNCLEAR POWER PLANT
A detour sign in Japan:
STOP. Drive sideways.