CHESS IS A GAME TO MASTER...BUT WHO IS GOOD AT DRUNKEN CHESS?

I LOVE CHESS, AND AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE PLAYED 1200+ GAMES IN THIS PAST YEAR.  BUT THE GAMES THAT ME AND SOME OF MY HOMIES PLAY ARE PLAYED WITH A HANDICAP...ALCOHOL!

YEAH, YEAH, YOU ARE A CHESS MASTER, YOU HAVE A 1400pt SCORE ON CHESS.COM...BUT CAN YOU CHECKMATE AFTER 6 OR 8 SHOTS OF PATRON?

YOU GO AHEAD, BRAG ABOUT YOUR SCORE ALL DAY, BUT IF YOU COME AROUND HERE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO POUND A FEW BEFORE ITS YOUR TURN ON THE BOARD.  CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE A ONE WAY CHESS PLAYER OR IF YOU CAN ENDURE A REAL CHALLENGE...DRUNK CHESS, LMAO!