Patzerizza!

Welcome to Patzerizza!

cheeeesse-a-roni

the new pizza availible from patzerizza

Comes with a double topping!

choices: Fork, Pin, Windmill, Knight, Rook, Pawn, Bishiop, Queen

we are sorry, the King topping is sold out

we also offer Checkmate-flavored Ice Créme.

only costs 7 tempi for a personal size patzerizza

and 20 tempi for a full 18" patzerizza

Thank you for Ordering from Patzerizza!

Please, don't go to Checkpizza! They are scammers and put fake flavor into your pizza.

Also, don't go to these following retailers due to inflated prices:

AmaFrom.com

RzaRapGap-- the new GAP!

LordoftheChess

RandomRisingRookRaterRetailer.app (availible in the iChessPhone app store, don't buy it. But buy the phone! created by Pinechessle, Inc.

Chesgle Store

FreePatzerStfu.com

Instead, go to:

Pinachessa.com

Created and Owned by Pinechessle, Inc.

Patzerizza is Owned and Managed by Pinechessle, Inc.

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