Job Description

gonophwill
gonophwill
Mar 13, 2008, 8:15 AM |
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Working as a recruitment consultant, I see some amusingly poor CVs and some odd job descriptions. The job description i was sent yesterday was the best i have received so far...

"Dear Sir/Madam,
We would like to introduce ourselves as a trading company in Iran. We want to establish a company in London and we need a manager for our office. As you are a recruitment firm in London, we will be glad if you can help us. In the below you can find some terms about employing of a manager. You are kindly requested to introduce and send us 4 or 5 CV’s and we will choose one of them. Please let us know about the result and all of your terms as soon as possible.
Terms:
1-The manager should be feminine.
2-She should be middle age
3-Her nationality should be English (even her parents)
4-She should come from medium to high class family.
5-she should have 3 years experience of being a manager or 5 years experience of being a Trade manager of a company.
6-She should mention the reason of leaving her previous job.
7-She should be familiar with the internal bazaar of England. Such as: 1-food products 2-handicrafts.
8-She should be educated
9-If it is possible she should give some evidence about her developments in her working process.
10-She should have high social behavior. And have a good and suitable appearance.
11-She should be able for trading job (importing and exporting goods from Iran or vice versa)
12-Be sure that she doesn’t have any miss background
13-She should love Iran.

I am looking forward to hearing from you soon."

My hunt for a middle aged, English, middle to high class manager familiar with the internal bazaar of England has been fruitless so far...

I am not sure if blogs on chess.com are supposed to be about chess but just in case they are how about this? I also played a couple of moves in some games of chess I am playing on facebook yesterday and i believe some people in Iran play chess too. Some of them, like  Ehsan Ghaem Maghami, are very good at it too.