Ponziani-Steinitz Gambit

"Your move, hooman."

"I may be a black cat, but I prefer the advantage that playing white pieces gives me."

"Move over, you pieces, so I can get a good nap."

"Crazyhouse chess is my favorite."

"My meow-my is going to be so surprised when she sees me playing Scholar's Mate."

"My name is Fluffy, but you can call me Bad Bishop."

"When I play chess, I like to read with what I call The Princess Peach gambit."

(All from https://www.catconworldwide.com/cats-playing-chess/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmQ6fP5RLQE