The best chess openings for each color

Hello yall! This blog is mainly for people who want to gain a lot of elo, or they just want a new opening to stick with. If you are neither of these, thats fine, please keep reading. You may find that these openings are reversed, but if you still dont know what I'm talking about midway through the blog, I made a thorough step by step guide on each opening.

Opening for white- Van't Kruij's Opening, which is just 1-e3, but I made some good following moves.

1- e3

2- Be2

3- If there are no opposing pawns guarding f3, then go Nf3, but if there is an opposing pawn guarding f3, attack it by playing d3, f3, or take it with Bxg4. If the pawn is on e4, and it takes on d3, take with cxd3. If it takes on f3, take back with Nf3. If the pawn doesnt take but also doesnt defend itself, take it with dxe4 or fxe4. If the pawn defends itself with a pawn, move to either d3 or f3, whichever move you havent done yet. After some pawns are traded down, go to Nf3.

4- If your knight isnt attacked by a defended pawn, then do O-O. If it is attacked by a defended pawn, move it where it is safe, but dont undevelop it. If their defended pawns keep attacking you, move the knight to safety, as they will eventually run out of attacks. Once they stop attacking the knight, O-O.

Opening for black- There are many variations, but its most commonly known as the French Defense or the Queen's Pawn Opening: Horwitz Defense.

1- e6

2- If your opponent is stupid enough to play f3, then g4, or g4, then f3, then play Qh4#, but if they dont play those moves, then play Be7.

3- If there are no opposing pawns guarding f6, then go Nf6, but if there is an opposing pawn guarding f6, attack it by playing d6, f6, or take it with Bxg5. If the pawn is on e5, and it takes on d6, take with cxd6. If it takes on f6, take back with Nf6. If the pawn doesnt take but also doesnt defend itself, take it with dxe5 or fxe5. If the pawn defends itself with a pawn, move to either d6 or f6, whichever move you havent done yet. After some pawns are traded down, go to Nf6.

4-  If your knight isnt attacked by a defended pawn, then do O-O. If it is attacked by a defended pawn, move it where it is safe, but dont undevelop it. If their defended pawns keep attacking you, move the knight to safety, as they will eventually run out of attacks. Once they stop attacking the knight, O-O.

So there you have it! the 2 best openings to play! Please try this out to gain elo. Cheers to all that got beat by these openings, those who play these openings regularly, and if you read this.🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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