Blog 23 The Group Chat of the Stolen Bird

This blog is a bit different from normal.
It’s meant to be a group chat interpretation of the Stolen Bird Incident.

Quick recap: The Stolen Bird Incident was when my cat Joey captured a bird, and then my psychotic husky Smokey rammed into Joey, took the bird from his mouth, and then accidentally released it. So, without further ado, here’s the script:

(Joey): Hey, I caught a bird!

(Shadow): Joey, the last thing you caught was a fly—and you still failed to kill it. I highly doubt you caught a bird.

(Hunter): Can I eat it? I’m trying to make myself the size of a house.

(Smokey): Coming in hot!

(Bird): Let me go, you vile creatures!

(Joey): Should we make it a pet?

(Shadow): Joey, we are pets. Pets can’t make other things pets… Do you have one brain cell for every ten pounds?

(Hunter): Soooo… where’s my food?

(Smokey): Awooo! [bowls over Joey and takes the bird]

(Joey): Wha—?

(Smokey): Look who has the bird now!

(Bird): [proceeds to fly away]

(Shadow): Wow nice job. . . 

I hope you enjoyed this blog! Sorry for not uploading for a month—I’ve been busy. Anyway, if you have any tips or suggestions, please let me know!

Hope you enjoyed thanks for reading anyway have a good day is-this-allowed