CHESS ROASTS

1. Psychological Warfare

The Silent Stare: Make a dramatic pause, look at the board, shake your head, and sigh—make them second-guess their move.
The Confidence Bluff: Say something like, “Ah, that’s cute,” even if their move is devastating.
2. Classic Roasts

“Your pieces are more lost than my socks after laundry.”
“Are you playing chess or just moving pieces for the vibes?”
“That was a bold move—boldly bad.”
3. Subtle Mind Games

Make exaggerated notes in a notebook every time they make a move, like you just discovered their biggest weakness.
Say “Interesting strategy!” with a raised eyebrow—no matter what move they make.
4. Endgame Smack Talk

If you're winning: “Would you like to resign now or suffer slowly?”
If you're losing: “You may win the game, but at what cost? Dignity? Friendship? A lifetime of remorse?

FROM MICROSOFT COPILOT.