Cursed chess times in chess.com

Chess, the game of kings, has its fair share of eccentric time controls that'll make you wonder if we've lost our marbles! Buckle up, because we're about to take a wild ride through some of the wackiest time settings in the chess universe. Rules? Who needs 'em!

The "Wait, What?!" 32 Million Minutes Game: Ever heard of a chess game that spans a whopping 32 million minutes? That's more time than it takes for the Queen's Gambit's Beth Harmon to finish one of her green pills! Seriously, in 32 million minutes, you could probably learn to play chess, master it, and then forget everything you knew. This time setting is like a chess marathon - a very, very slow marathon!
Zero-Time Madness: Now, let's flip the chessboard over and dive into the "Zero Time" game. Yes, you read that right, Z-E-R-O time. It's like playing chess in a parallel universe where clocks don't exist. In this chess twilight zone, players move at the speed of light, relying on gut feelings and intuition. It's the Usain Bolt of chess, except no one's breaking records; they're just breaking brains trying to keep up!