A Welshman at his best and a desperate Taliban. . .

m8ed
m8ed
Mar 21, 2012, 4:57 PM |
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   If you have ever wondered about the Welsh. . . yes, it's all true. . . here's a little insight. . . a real-life event that took place involving 2 Welshmen, Asda Superstore, and a Pizza Smile ~ stay with it, it is funny and so worthwhile. . .

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And a Taliban Problem. . .

   A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance…

 Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

 The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”

 The Taliban shouted hysterically, “Idiot infidel!  I do not need such an over-priced, western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!”

“Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5.”

“Pahh! Allah curse you and your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but… I must conserve my energy and find water!”

“Okay,” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me OR that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice cold water you need... go in peace.”

Cursing him, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.  

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, “Your brother won't let me in without a tie!”
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~ m8ed