Inner Peace

     Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.  

     So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before logging-on this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Port, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

     Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

                                                                      M8ed