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Wife’s Gone Missing!

The computer swallowed my wife, Yes honestly it's true!

She pressed 'control' and 'enter' and disappeared from view;

It devoured her completely; the thought just makes me squirm,

She must have got a virus, or been eaten by a worm!

I've searched right through the recycle bin, and files of every kind,

I've even trawled the internet, but nothing could I find. 

In desperation, I asked Jeeves, my searches to refine. 

The reply from him was negative; not a thing was found online. 

So if inside your inbox, my Mrs you should see, 

Please copy, scan and paste her, and send her back to me!!! 

♥ J 

~ m8ed