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Wife’s Gone Missing!
The computer swallowed my wife, Yes honestly it's true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter' and disappeared from view;
It devoured her completely; the thought just makes me squirm,
She must have got a virus, or been eaten by a worm!
I've searched right through the recycle bin, and files of every kind,
I've even trawled the internet, but nothing could I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves, my searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative; not a thing was found online.
So if inside your inbox, my Mrs you should see,
Please copy, scan and paste her, and send her back to me!!!