Weather Update

Feb 2, 2010, 5:51 AM |

An update on our weather. . .

In deference to the Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as .... "English Weather."

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the population it will now be referred to as ..... "Muslim Weather." or, in other words ... .... partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.