How To Fork the Queen To The King - The Steps!

1st Step: 

Grab a fork (one you use for eating, stupid). The fork has to be from IKEA and must be a golden one.

2nd Step:

Grab a King (a real one). He has to rule a country as big as Spain (if you don't know where Spain, look it up, allthough I don't think you'll get as much as an F in Geography). 

3rd Step:

Grab a Queen. This one has to be a chess piece. Boil her for about an hour until it's soft. Add some salt and pepper. 

4th Step:

Grab a Bishop (a real one) and order him to sit on the beloved chess board.

5th Step:

The King serves the Boiled Queen to the Bishop, who eats it with the IKEA fork.

I hope you enjoyed this lesson and you use well the wisdom that has been given to you.

Farewell until the next post!