Cheesy the Bug is Bugging Me Off Again

Cheesy the Bug is Bugging Me Off Again

Mar 25, 2012, 1:23 AM |

To understand this post, you might want to consider reading this one

Cheesy, are you suffering from sleep apnea?

 Why you ask?

Because you are snoring loudly. You deprived me of precious sleep, you aware of that?

Well, on my part, I still can’t believe that I am talking to a human like you are. My mother said never talk to them people; they are a curse to us.

Wow! Now I know where you get those vindictive ideas. Why does she think that we are a curse to you bugs?

Because you people don’t have a mind of your own. Or few of you had a mind of their own and you end up following those people who had a mind of their own. Take for example your folk story that so defect how humans take ideas. What you call that, I think it’s “The Emperor’s New Clothes”. How can a powerful king be made to accept the stupidest idea known to man? We’ll for a start, why not make him believe that only intelligent people can see something that does not exist, like a cloth that isn’t there to begin with?”

And what’s that have to do with human being a curse to bugs?

Nothing. That’s just an introduction. Aren’t you going to defend humanity and say that it is not true?

Well, I don’t know what to say to you Cheesy. You seem to have a lot to say, thinking too much, what do you hope to accomplish from all of that?

Do I have to accomplish anything from thinking? I just like doing that. It takes the boredom out of me.

Let’s play chess then.

I don’t think you are a worthy opponent. I checked you games, and I found your moves not quite to my standard. Should you reached 2300+ rating, maybe I’ll consider.

How many lives do a bug has? Cats had 9. If I kill you now, can you resurrect yourself Cheesy?

Another human error. When someone tells them the truth, they create war as an excuse to kill and remove competition, or critics. 

I have to write a report, please go away.

I shall be back. Soon.

Please consider disappearing to times indefinite.

Can’t do that. I still have to tell you the rest of my story with Number One.