A formal Request

To which ant it may concern,

I am sorry for my past doings and eating your ant kind as an appetiser. I see how you have retaliated and sent soldiers to eat my table. I apologise for this and I implore you to cease devouring my table and in turn I will stop eating your kind.

This is a problem for both of us, I hope we can get to equal terms.

Yours sincerely,

noImAparrot