I lost the case...OR DID I?

(PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, THIS IS JUST FOR FUN)

Ok, let me explain. 

I had a case against asdf whether not Parrottopia won against APF or not. The entire trial is 717 comments at the time of making this.

The case: https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/official-court-trial-noim-vs-asdf

As the case was a lot of name calling and nonsense, knightly (the judge) said that Parrottopia has not won the war. But, knightly didn't read the actual argument part so I told him that he should read all of the 700 comments as the judge. He took more than 15 minutes and didn't read AND THIS IS THE AMERICAN ACE TRIAL THING SO I CAN LEGALLY LEAVE IF HE DOESN'T READ IT IN 15 MINS LIKE THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM! And so I did. Remember, this is for fun. 

Now, I'll take the storyline to a completely different plot with new fun and exciting adventures.  Me leaving the trial for the judge not reading also means that their club serves no purpose. If you people want, then we can again start another war. So, basically a turned a 4894247269 IQ move on them. 

"Even if I lose, I still win" noImAparrot 2021