Parrottopia Season 2: Downfall; Chapter 1-5
Yes! I'm starting a season 2 of Parrottopia; why? Well, before, it basically was like: Parrottopia in war. Parrottopia winning war. Parrottopia won war. We happy! Ikr, boring. Thus I've decided to make another season, which will be more of a story rather than a fiction novel made with hardly any effort. I'm calling it Downfall, odd right? As Parrottopia is meant to be a super strong nation, that will never lose! No, maybe, yes. You are right...sorta. You'll understand what I mean later on
. I'll be publishing a chapter every day in my Parrottopia club (not tryna advertise here), and then 10 days after the first one, I'll publish 'em here on my blog. So, expect a blog at least once every 10 days, till it ends. 6 chapters will be posted in my club, and 5 here. Also, the chapters aren't really "chapters", more of just "Hey! I wanna split it here for suspense and stuff..." so yeah. Anyways, enjoy!
Chapter 1 of the Downfall
A cold night, everything seemed normal in Parrottopia. The parrots were sleeping and the holiday festivities were starting. The most important time of the year for many parrots and immigrants was about to start. Christmas was right around the corner and people were already celebrating! But, a suspicious group has other plans...
"GROHEULT! Where are the documents are machines?! We need to this ASAP!" bellows an anonymous leader.
Nervously, the other replies, "Uhhhh...sir...Sergeant Micklegonemy last had it and the traitor gave it to be Parrottopi-"
"WHO?!?! HOW DARE THEE! WHY MUST YOU BE SO FOOLISH ENOUGH TO..." ranted the leader once more in an aggressive way. The cabinet of the leader were getting nervous; their mouth went dry. The leader is known for his anger issues; something like this would to catastrophic damage. "...shalt not speak of HIS ATROCIOUS NAME." ends the leader.
"But High Leader...but-"
"NO BUTS!" interrupted HL (High Leader).
From the King's POV, he was enjoying being in his holiday palace in Porcrazio; it was warm and truly a magnificent place for tourists. noIm was busy handling important documents including Ministry of Happiness, Health and Cookie production (last one is super important). The night was peaceful, until bangs and phone calls were coming from the capital, Parrot Center.
The calls were over an hour late and the police couldn't catch up on the attack. Phone numbers from the calls were now vanished, it's almost like someone or something has done something with it...
Chapter 2 of the Downfall
Unrest! No rest at all! A brutal attack was called in by an anonymous leader; who could it be? A secret document obtained by Sergeant Pickle Micklegonemy was stolen with Micklegonemy never seen since the day of the attack. Houses turned lights off so the attackers wouldn't search for them, parrots hid inside bunkers and secret underground mines for protection and etc. The palace robot was then reportedly broken by an unknown party on the same day. Cameras and recordings from nearby signals could pick up a conversation:
"Give me the son of the noImAparrot, Panda. For he hast stomped my father and grandfather. Let this be a warning sign to him. GIVE HIM NOW!"
"Hello and welcome to today's podcast brought to you by Robot678! News reveals the Great and Glorious noImAparrot has been rivaled by the Duke of Fischaura and his son, heir to the Parrottopian throne, Prince Mino of Parrottopia! A new game has been going around called 'bunny clicker' where you [...]"
"SHUT UP DOG-BRAIN! Give. Me. Panda. Or else."
"Or else what?" replies Robot678.
A bunch of smashing soon follows with a new robot coming into view. This time, it is NOT a podcast one.
"HEWWO. AM PANDA, SWON OF NOIM. AM AWONE HERE WITH MWOMMY. WHY YOU WANT MWE? AWE YWOH JEALOUS OF FWUFFINESS?" asks Panda.
"...No. In fact yes, I am jealous of that. But most importantly, YOU STOMPED MY FATHER AND GRANDFATHER" responded anonymous.
"HEHE. MWY SUPEWPOWEW TO BE MWEGA-PWANDA
. I DWONT CAWE HEHE-" Panda then hangs up on the phone that cannot hang up. Wait, how?? Futuristic, eh?
It was back in the morning and something odd has happened. Parrot Center was completely decorated with baubles and other festivity items, even homes! This all happened during night when everyone was sleeping and praying to not be found; everyone was found. But, they were treated nicely with decorations? This question posed into the minds of scholars, thinkers and Ministers during the time: why would a dangerous and anonymous attacker of the country suddenly decorate every building with decorations? Odd. Odd indeed.
Chapter 3 of the Downfall
Parrots were in amazement and shock. They closely investigated the Christmas baubles (could they be bombs?) and other festive items, that suddenly appeared inside their house. The only living place without festivities, was the palace. A minute before 11 AM, guards rushed to protect major cities if this ever happens again whilst they were chanting army songs. This was done for the country's safety and no one was even slightly incensed about it. Except one party...
"GROHEULT!"the high leader said calmly, "WE CAN DO THIS! All we need is the Hyperdrive from the rural areas of Parrottopia, just one problem. To know which rural area has the hyperdrive, we need to check noIm's Supercomputer. There is only one outsider who knows this...the best friend of Jurod, AKA son of...the Man Whose Name Shan't Be Uttered."
Groheult responded, "Sir, the friend lives in Skydorise, the most secretive part of Parrottop-"
"I DON'T CARE! WE NEED TO GET IN SKYDORISE NOW! WE ONLY HAVE A WEEK FOR THIS!" howlered the HL in his usual aggressive manner.
"High Leader, I, as the Secretary and Department of War and third in command of our anonymous party, Richars Von Schneidheit, release the Barons?" asksd Schneidheit. The Leader approved; this proved to be disastrous for both sides.
Carrying an almost infinite amount of supplies and bombs, the Red Baron of the Serchin Party released fire and bombed Skydorise's main gate; an opening or a choke point? Skydorise's defences were vastly outnumbered as Serchin's Calvary took the spotlight. With the Red Baron taking 80 aerial kills, the Freed Gladiators on horseback charged deep into Skydorise's territory; a truly magnificent and brutal sight.
On the other hand, the Parrottopians viewed it as a choke point to choke the Freed Gladiators with ease. Once the FG stormed in, the Winged Parrots of Parrottopia, commanded by Sir Robert Parrotson from a far, stopped the troops at the last moment. A series of brutal fighting took place with the FG's casualties much higher than Parrottopia's; they knew they had to flee. They made a desperate escape through the back whilst the Parrottopians pursuited it's prey to finish them off. The Battle of Skydorise Gates had ended with Parrottopian Victory.
Off stage, an unfamiliar character stepped in from the broken gate into Skydorise, dodging the clashing and bullets with the only protection being weak, leather clothes and a threadbare hat. He was going to the monthly party at Skydorise -where the best friend of Jurod Doink Usupov is. After the party ended, the security then noticed that the best friend (Gared Sedenk Usuplov) was found missing with the other unfamiliar character. What happened?
Chapter 4 of the Downfall
"Sir...Gared has been retriev-"
"I ALREADY KNOW GROHEULT" howled the Leader, "I SHAN'T NEED REMINDIN'!".
"Sorry" apologises Groheult apologetically (wow so creative). The Leader lightly facepalmed, showing a sign of mild ignorance and annoyance to Groheult despite his best efforts to be a good advisor.
"Jar-...I mean...High L-Leader, your lab rat has awaken. Do all you like to him to make him spill the beans. Whilst I eat beans 😋 . It was my best effort to bring Gared here." calmly said the anonymous character.
"Brauf-"
"IT'S RAUF!" corrected Rauf in an aggressive manner, a learned characteristic the High Leader?
"Sorry, I mean Rauf. 1. DON'T YOU DARE REVEAL MY NAME! 2. DON'T SHOUT AT ME. 3. Fine, we shall test Gared." responded the Leader in a verge of excitement.
On the other side of Parrottopia, AKA in Porcrazio, noImAparrot recieved an old-fashioned telegram message which reads as follows:
"My dearest, Great and Glorious noImAparrot, King and Ruler of us all. Please take these sacrifices of Subway Cookies as a motivation for you to save us all. We are the men and women from Parrot Center, a place you know inside and out. As you may know, some of our lamps were destroyed in numerous houses. I speak for us all, for I am Sir Fredliech, Mayor of Parrot Center. Save us all. Thank you in advance Most Glorious. Sincerely, Sir Friedliech Stufenhoward on behalf of Parrot Center"
Confused receiving a telegram messages when they are phones and other electronic, messaging devices, noImAparrot was intrigued. He then send his advisor along with a few thousand guards and police to investigate the crime scenes. There was one house, which was Sir Friedliech Stufenhoward's house, that was not covered with baubles. So, obviously, around a tenth of the guards went around Friedliech's house. The victorian-style door creaked open, the house looking as if it was made in the 1900s. How peculiar...
Once the door opened, BAM! Hundreds of baubles exploded the house to pieces. And most surprising of all, Friedliech and a few other guards' bodies weren't found; they vanished. An Election was then held, for who would be the next Mayor of Parrot Center?
Chapter 5 of the Downfall
Voting grids were set out all over Parrot Center, which is the capital. It was a pain in the spine to make voting areas within a km of every parrot in a massive city, but eventually, they did it. Parrots came near and far of the city to register their voting ballots. In the end, there was a tie between 2 parties, one having half of those tied and one doubling the tied. The French Baguette Team had won.
Sir Jean Franch Parrotson, who was a business man living in Nice for most of his life, ran for Mayor and had won. The French Baguette Team cheered and celebrated their new political position of power as a pawn; an important and strategic plan revolving around this victory. They then took their promises into action, the Baguette business was booming and Parrottopia then became the largest exporter of Baguettes. Just 4 days after their champagne-filled celebration, they then overpowered Parrottopia in the croissant industry. Now, Parrottopia was the largest exporter of Baguettes AND Croissants! This was great news for Sir Jean Franch Parrotson.
"ALEECH FERTIGEICH!" howled a tremendously incensed leader, "WE CAME DEAD LAST! It was YOUR responsibility as Minister of Marketing of fhe party to MAKE US WIN! AND YOU FAILED US!!".
Fertigeich sighed, "I couldn't do anything... they loved the French so much as they elected them Prime Minister months ago as wel-"
"DOESN'T MATTER!" interrupted the High Leader, "ALL YOUR FAULT! Sigh...I hereby announce the demotion of Fertigeich as Minister of Marketing. I now on trust Hertford Stalengent from London...in the position of Minister of Marketing to make us look good after we do a gruesome invasion...".
The next morning, new channels were in awe as they broadcasted footage of the Parliament being invaded by an anonymous party. They surveyed their land and were threatening Parliament representatives, thus the police couldn't stop the attack. Parliament was sacked out of its gold vaults. Whoever did this, would have a huge scandal if it was ever revealed, but the Daily Post then, showed evidence of Aleech Fertigeich remove her mask for 2 seconds. Fertigeich denied all evidence of this, stating that the Bathtubs society then falsified it and out on a mask of her underneath a black mask.
We will forever not know the truth...
But then, it was revealed.
It was a coup staged by the National Fascist Workers Party, who gained the least amount of votes. News channels then broadcasted the following words announced by the Speaker of Parliament:
"It is with a heavy heart, that we announce you all the loss in the Mayor of Parrot Center election from the French Baguette Team. I, on the behalf of the Parliament, shall sign the document allowing the smooth transition of power the true winners, the National Fascist Workers Party, who won in an outstanding landslide. Well done."
These words shocked the broadcasters and viewers and everyone knew that the Speaker of Parliament signed the document to avoid furthering sentences from the NFWP. Thus, everyone agrees that the NFWP has took control of Mayor of Parrot Center and no one could stop them...or can someone do so?