terrible dad jokes

What did Harry Potter say when filling up his car?

EPENSIVE PETROLEUM

Im reading a book on anti-gravity

I JUST CANT PUT IT DOWN

Why did the bicycle fall over

IT WAS TWO-TIRED

What's orange and sounds like a parrot

A CARROT

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I DONT KNOW Y

thank you CHATGPT for giving me these