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Dec 2, 2010, 4:04 AM |
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I’m off to the fair……


  

My wife  and I went to the state fair and one of the 

 

first  exhibits we stopped at was the breeding 

 

bulls.  We went up to the first pen and there was 

 

a  sign attached that said, 

 

' THIS BULL  MATED 

 

50  TIMES LAST YEAR' 

 

 

 

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My  wife playfully nudged me in the ribs  ...Smiled 

 

and  said, 'He mated 50 times last 

 

year.' 

 

 

 

We 

 

walked  to the second pen which had a sign 

 

attached  that said, 

 

 

 

''THIS 

 

BULL  MATED 150 TIMES LAST 

 

YEAR' 

 

 

 

 

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My  wife gave me a healthy jab and said,  'WOW~~That's more 

 

than  twice a week! ...........You could learn a 

 

lot  from him.' 

 

 

We  walked to the third pen and it had a sign  attached that 

 

said,  in capital letters, 

 

 

 

 

'THIS  BULL 

 

MATED  365 TIMES LAST YEAR' 

 

 

 

 

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My  wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke  my ribs, and 

 

said,  'That's once a day. You could REALLY 

 

learn  something from this one.'

 

 

I looked at  her and said, 

 

'Go  over and ask him if it 

 

was  with the same old cow every time.' 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My  condition has been upgraded from  critical 

 

to  stable, and I should eventually make a full 

 

recovery