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Getting Married...

Getting Married...

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Jan 14, 2011, 8:07 AM 2

 

[]               Getting Married      [] 


 
Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.
 
Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
 
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
 
Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"


Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"
 
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
 
Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
 
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
 
Jack: "How about suppositories?"
 
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
 
Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
 
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works.."
 
Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
 
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
 
Pharmacist: "We sure do..."
 
Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
 
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
 
Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"
 
Pharmacist: "Sure."
 
Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."
PS.  Jack has now traded in his life-size manikin doll, for the latest chess-engine...             Different strokes for different folks...  Embarassed

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