Try this...

Reporter: How was ur reaction to this puzzle, Mister Luster?

Mr. Luster: I found it very easy.

Reporter: Yet the Gary Kasparov himself had trouble!

Mr. Luster (mumble): Well, everything's easy with hints...

Reporter: What was that sir?

Mr. Luster: O nothing...just talking about how good I am...and that I should be...

Reporter: O! So you want to be the publisher of BadBooks Inc! They were having a hard time, weren't they? How much money are you going to donate? They need a minimum of 3,000,000,000 to get in business!

Mr. Luster: Wait, what? No, no, no...

Reporter: O, your going to pay 10,000,000,000,000?!?!?!? That's so generous!

THE NEXT DAY:

Mrs. Luster: Go to the bank, we need more money...

Mr. Luster: No! Don't even mention money again! That reporter made me donate 10,000,000,000,000! I'm not touching money again!

MORAL: 

Dont trust reporters with a false goatee...