Feed the Pig?
Once upon a time there was a pig that spoke 8 languages and did abstract sculpture with found materials that he gathered on his journeys around the world - bits of rusted metal and odd pieces of wood. One day he was in the woods putting together an installation piece when a family from a small town in the south happened upon him. The father, mother and two children had been walking for many days. When they saw the pig, they were quite curious. The Father said: "Hello little piggy, what are you doing?" When the pig answered: "Working with counter-balanced forces and found materials to create an installation piece," they were all a bit shocked. No one said anything for a long time; they just stared at the pig and his art. Finally, the father turned to the mother and said: "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like." Then they killed the pig and ate it.