If the Stranger Things kids played chess, here’s exactly how it would go:

Eleven
Barely talks. Plays one quiet move and your whole kingside explodes. You resign and she still hasn’t said a word.

Dustin
Thinks he’s a grandmaster after watching one YouTube video. Blames lag every time he hangs a knight.

Mike
Plays with full drama. Wins one game and acts like he saved Hawkins. Loses and immediately blames the internet.

Lucas
Down three pieces… still wins. Pretends he “planned it.”

Will
Plays clean, calm, perfect moves. Beats you and apologizes for it.

Max
Only plays blitz. Premoves everything. Somehow never blunders.

Robin
Spectates and roasts your moves in the most honest way possible.

Steve
He tries. He really tries. And he still falls for the same fork every time.

Vecna
Endgame sweat. Wants to make you suffer for 40 moves straight. If queens get traded, you’re done.

Stranger Things or chess?
Honestly, same energy.