Offensive chess, and one hidden secret.

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The first thing:

THE OFFENSIVE CHESS OPENING!

according to some grandmasters, the opening down below↓

I don't know why this opening is considered "offensive", but I am assuming it has to do with the fact that this is a move mostly beginners play. Most chess players swear by the rule "don't get your queen out early", and I think it might be offensive to your opponent in doing that, like your treating them like a beginner who can't see it nor deal with it. It is kind of like playing the scholars mate on a 1500, no 1500 would ever  play like that, and that implies that you think they are not good enough to notice it! But there is also good reason to play it! 
Reason 1:
3 move mouse slip mate.
Reason 2: 
A variation of scholars mate:
And reason 3:
Free pawn.
(In that case it wins the room too!😉)

The second thing:

THE HIDDEN OPENING GEM!!

This hidden opening is called the sodium attack. It goes like this: ↓

You can play it many different ways, but I like to play it like this:

It has the highest winning percentage for white: ↓

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You may be surprised, but try it! Please! 

I hope you enjoy SUPER LEMUR CHESS!!!