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Live Long and Prosper

Live Long and Prosper

sajay
Nov 29, 2011, 3:58 AM 0

 

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the older lady, pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked upt o her and asked, 

  

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?"

  

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all..."

 

"That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"

 

 

 

"Thirty-seven," she replied.

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