no one will love you if you're unattractive ♥

If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
Cuz pretty soon you'll be bored of it. 

Haha!

Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable.

Kids forever, kids forever!
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic..!

No one will love you if you're unattractive..

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me,
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together?

(Even if her face don't stay together.)

If you want a little more confidence (:
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
All you need's a couple more condiments!
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments,

haha!

It's such a waste;
When little girls grow into their mother's face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste,
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate 

haha!

Kids forever, kids forever!
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic..!

no one will love you if you're unattractive.

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. potato head tell me,
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together.

Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me,
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together?

Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

♥