Let's face it. You know it's bad, you know your opponent is playing a garbage opening, but you've lost to him four of the last five games because you don't know how to punish his nonsense. Well, that's what keeps happening to me against a certain player here in Colorado. And it's not just me. I've heard several people complain about this person's annoyingly bad opening that they keep losing to. And to make matters worse, this opening doesn't even appear to have an animal name!
I will only show the first few moves, and will save the particularly humiliating losses for another day.