The hazards of practising chess

Yesterday I was sitting in the garden practising chess on my little handheld. I operated the thing with one hand cause a bear was in the other. Pondering my next move an ant bit me.  I got so antsy I dropped my bear & squashed the ant. So a 2nd bear was in order. Back to the serious business of playing chess I took a sip of the bear & a bee stung me. It somehow got on the glass unnoticed.  This time I dropped both the bear and the handheld. Now I have a Angelina lip. It is not as beautiful as her's and much more painful. It was my upperlip that was stung & when I looked into the mirror the picture of a sea elephant came to mind. Wonder why. Moral of the story, dont drink bear while you are driving a chessboard or anything else.