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Hi everyone!Today I decided to do something special, that being playing against the Duolingo bots! This idea came from @Porcyyyy , which she did her own blog about them, well, I will do pretty much the same thing(cuz I have no originality)!

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what banana?

Anyways,first up is Oscar. He is a self-appointed culture expert who is well in fine wine, literarature and obscure chess terminology, says chessdotcom. He is also rated 200.

In my opinion,he is A (no no word) (no no word).I'm sorry for saying that (pwease don't mute me chessdotcom I'm soowy🥺)but he actually is like that one kid from 2nd grade who thinks he is the best,when he actually sucks.

This is my game with him:

I could have played another match with him,but it isn't worth it.
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i have no words
Next up we have Junior,a third grader which is VERY OBSESSED with frogs.He also is better than
Oscar(I think..).
Here is the game with him:
Soooo......Yea,JUNIOR SUCKS.But it isn't his fault.He's only in third grade,while OSCAR IS A GROWN MAN.
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very true
Next up we have Zari. "She's  the president of Duolingo's Chess Club(not to mention other 50 clubs).She doesn't identify as an overachiever(btw I identify as a chair) ; she justs expects a lot from herself",says chessdotcom.Now I like her personality(btw at the end I am going to make rank them based by their personality),but she really tries to CHECKMATE ME IN 4 FREAKING MOVES. YOU ARE 1250 AND YOU STILL TRY THAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I also found out that she played an opening called "The Mosquito Gambit",that made me laugh(i think @Gothamchess should make a video about it if he didn't already)
Anyways,here is the game with her:
She played alright,but not for her rating.

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i did not find image with her waaaaaaaa

Next up we have Lily.Her description is this:

"I'm Lily from Duolingo.This game won't last long to learn anything about me'

Does she mean that she will lose quickly?(I don't think so)

Her attitude is HORIBLE.She's the most TOXIC bot I've ever met.

I literally throwed up that game!I made -69420 iq move.
Ladies and gentlemen,the moment you all have been waiting for...ME VS DUO
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they actually do

Duo is a pretty nice guy(if u make ur spannish lesson).He is rated "?",so we don't know his rating.I think he is 1600.

Anyways,here is the game I have played with him:

Now,here is the list of the personality:

1. Duo

2. Zari

3. Junior

4. Oscar

5. Lily

Thank you for reading!

~@Squirtle