11 deep thoughts i think

Number11

My kid can't take a bible to school but, i can bring them one in prison

Number 10 
Life is sexually transmitted. 
 
Number 9 
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 

Number 8 
All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color! and we have no idea what mauve is!.
 
Number 7 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 
 
Number 6 
Some people are like a Slinky .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 
 
Number 5 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 
 
Number 4 
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 
 
Number 3 
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? 
 
Number 2 
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 
 
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.