Scary alien & my wise donkey
Worthless Queen priceless Donkey tactic!
When you confront a scary creature throw a bone for him!
using my worthless Queen as a bait to lure away the king vicious guard

check this one too ( some dude! )
this must have been my opponents reaction after they found out they have fallen into a trap ( seduced by worthless Queen checkmate by priceless Donkey)

Queens are great dancers otherwise they would be completely useless!
The way they move their bodies melt every man heart
I take back everything I said , my eyes... , what was i thinking...