According to Wikipedia this is the world's best joke.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
StrategicScholars
Dec 8, 2024
My blitz just got to the same as my rapid and I don't know if that's good or bad because once you get to a certain level your blitz is always higher than your rapid but I'm only 1562
MistakeEraser
Dec 7, 2024
https://www.chess.com/vi/blog/ngoctrong2014/summary-of-puzzles
Everyone, please write down the number of puzzles you can solve below!
paramdham15
Dec 7, 2024
The 4 Player Chess Festival is approaching its finale, still the very last day promises to be nothing short of blasting moves.
This Saturday, December 7 is named decision day for the 4PC Festival Teams and you are welcome to catch the action live at twitch.tv/fourplayerchess
Event starts at 11:00 UTC / 3am PT / 6am ET / 12:00 CET, featuring four elite players to battle it out for the championship.
Mark your calendar, ready your popcorn and come watch some wild 4PC action!
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Wind
Dec 7, 2024
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Yeah me is doing the same thing again 'cause some people missed out
Ironguard5s
Dec 7, 2024
Upon the battlefield, a bold decree:"I give a pawn to rule with glee.Take it if you wish, my plan's unfurled,For I seek control of the center world."
The queen's domain, vast and grand,I’ll fight to claim with a steady hand.A humble pawn moves to d4,Inviting chaos, strategy, and more.
My second pawn strides out with flair,To tempt the foe, a cunning snare.Should they take, the lines align,And harmony grows within my design.
Yet decline, and I shall grow,With mighty forces ready to show,A structure strong, unbroken, tall,I aim for triumph, I aim for all.
Centuries old, this trap persists,Played by those who seek to twist,The balance of power on this sacred ground,Where knights and bishops weave around.
So tell me, reader, in this dance of wit,Which gambit offers a queenly fit?
paramdham15
Dec 7, 2024
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/127332014495?thttps://www.chess.com/game/live/127332014495
I played a game where I sacrificed my bishop to fork my opponent's king and queen, but Stockfish said it was a mistake. I don’t understand why.
ThrustSSC
Dec 7, 2024
Stop Black's Promotion:
Convert the Endgame:
Mate in 4:
PenguinChocolate
Dec 7, 2024
https://www.chess.com/game/live/127354811101
I was losing and somehow I checkmated him while playing half the game in the final five seconds
1D10Tmc
Dec 7, 2024
Greetings everyone,
@aki got banned for abuse a while ago, And it seems to be unfairly! I am making this forum for everyone to team up with me for aki to unbanned!
Thanks if you wanna help and support us, By this everyone should contact multiple staffs and find ways for her to get unbanned!
For more information and questions please contact aki’s new account: @aloofee
1D10Tmc
Dec 7, 2024
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/127291231393?tab=review
1D10Tmc
Dec 7, 2024
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/126406145399?tab=review
1D10Tmc
Dec 7, 2024
We should thank Levy rn this man needs to hit Grandmother soon. 1k comments and ill give him private sessions👍
Ik Im lowkey posting a lot I'm just real bored lol
1D10Tmc
Dec 7, 2024
Go figure the one time I actually try to buy a diamond membership from chess.com it's bugged out like usual 🙄 like seriously go one day without a bug happening. My chances of winning the lottery are better than seeing a bug free chess.com for longer than an hour like oh myOh well. Doesn't really matter chess.com diamond doesn't do much more than the human brain can do for you sooooo ya ^^
1D10Tmc
Dec 7, 2024
Why KOB And TME12 Got 10000 Views And I Only Have 1660 Views.
I'm An Idiot FR But I Have Better Chess Than Both.
No Bragging Just Fun Thoughts.
magnus_on_temu
Dec 7, 2024
I don't know it feels like a bot would never force a draw 🫤 they have never done it before to me even when I tried forcing a draw in a draw position so why do it now? And it is a lower rated bot. I feel like the bot bugged out or something and just had no other moves to play. Still I don't think bots are supposed to force draws
1D10Tmc
Dec 7, 2024
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