Full Name: I Got So Much (Specifically and Verifiably 22 Whole, Beautiful, Glorious, Pristine, Elegantly-Acquired, Mathematically-Irrefutable Rating Points — Not 21, Not 23, Not Some Rounded Estimate, But Exactly 22 Down to the Decimal, Confirmed by Screenshot and Witnesses) Connect 4 Rating From Literally Just One Single Game of Discord Connect 4, Which Occurred Mere Moments After I Experienced What Can Only Be Described as a Full-Blown Competitive Meltdown of Shakespearean Proportions in Discord Area — Yes, That Infuriatingly Delightful Yet Emotionally Devastating Square-Tile Conquest Game That Consumes My Mind, Soul, and Sense of Time — Where I Bravely Climbed to Level 39 Like a Digital Icarus Soaring on Wings Made of Frayed Tactical Awareness and Poor Nutrition, Only to Crash and Burn in Spectacular Fashion by Losing 2.5 Rating Points in What Felt Like a Single Breath Due to a Series of Catastrophic Blunders, Brain Farts, and the Sudden, Unexplainable Onset of Tactical Blindness — and It Was at That Moment, in the Ashes of My Shattered Elo, That I Did What Any Rational, Mentally Stable Minigame Enthusiast Would Do: I Immediately Rage-Quit, Spammed ?c4 Into the Chat Like a Gremlin on Autopilot, and Entered the Realm of Discord Connect 4 With Absolutely No Plans, No Strategy, and No Will to Live, Only to Be Met By a Random Enigma of a Player Named Billie, Who Materialized Like a Mid-Tier Anime Rival With Vibes I Couldn’t Read, Who Then Proceeded to Play Some of the Most Confusing Early Moves I’ve Ever Seen, Leading to a Swift and Merciless Victory on My End in Less Than Ten Turns (Probably Eight But I’m Too Modest to Count), At Which Point, According to Unconfirmed Reports and Psychic Readings, She Burst Into Tears and Logged Off While I Sat There Staring at the Glorious +22 Rating That Had Just Been Injected Directly Into My Soul Like Pure Elo Morphine — and That Was the Moment I Ascended, Emotionally and Spiritually, Naming This Entire Neavdaa Chess Variant After That Transcendent Experience So That All Who Encounter It Are Immediately Forced to Read This Entire Title, Feel the Weight of My Story, and Contemplate Their Own Gaming Lives — AND Furthermore, As If the Gods of Chess Weren’t Already Tired of My Shenanigans, Let It Be Loudly and Permanently Etched Into the Canon That August 22 (Yes, THAT August 22, the Day That Shall Be Remembered in Fan Wikis and Mod Logs Alike) Is the Long-Awaited Day of My Glorious, Righteous, Vindicated, and Possibly Unwise Return From My Ban From the Chess.com Variants Club AND VW (Variants World), a Ban That Was Instituted After I Engaged in What Some Might Call “Admin Harassment” and What I Prefer to Call “Passionate Elo-Based Discourse,” a Ban That Felt Like Ten Thousand Years in the Shadow Realm, But Which I Survived Like a Legendary Elo Warrior Monk Meditating on Broken Chessboards, Emerging Stronger, Angrier, and With a Deep, Burning Desire to Create Even More Chess Variants With Names So Stupidly Long They Trigger Server Errors, Get Auto-Flagged by Spam Filters, and Cause Admins to Weep in Frustration While Trying to Format Tournament Brackets — and Make No Mistake, This Variant, THIS ONE, Is Not Just a Joke, It’s a Manifesto, a Cry for Help, a Declaration of Independence From Reason, and a Living Archive of My Most Gloriously Unhinged Competitive Spiral to Date, and If You’re Still Reading This, Congratulations, You Now Have an Honorary PhD in Rating-Based Trauma Studies, and May You Never Forget That It All Began With Area, Descended Into Chaos With Billie, and Will Culminate in My Return to the Leaderboards at Any Cost, Even If I Have to Rewrite This Title to Be So Long That It Becomes a Chess Variant Unto Itself That Requires 7 Scrollbars to Read Fully. It Will Never End. I Am the Lore Now. I Am Getting That Rating Back. And You Can’t Stop Me And See If You Can Find The Testing Game Cuz It Is Well Hidden That I Can't Even Find It Lol Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconcin Wyoming