Hi gang. Good to be here. I've read some of your posts and have been pleasantly surprised.
The folowing is one of my first short stories, written some 20 years ago. I wrote it for a contest sponsored by a rum distiller. It took third prize - $100. Submissions were limited to 800 words and had to mention the distller's brand, which I have since removed. Reviewing the story today after so long without seeing it, I'm not sure how well it works. Anyway, I thought it would be appropriate for this group. I hope you enjoy it.
Greg
Armageddon, Chess, and the Chimp
The chimp liked chess. Even more than Twister. This was a good thing, as far as the old zookeeper was concerned. He dreaded another close encounter with the chimp's sour gaminess. The last time they played Twister, his nose locked in the chimp’s armpit, he had to concede or would have vomited his lunch of beetles and grubs.
The zookeeper didn't mind losing at Twister (with his short limbs and sciatica he expected to be beaten by the limber ape) but chess was another matter. After all, he’d taught the chimp how to play.
He’d done so hoping to find some relief from the endless empty hours and confinement. He also wanted to find some activity at which he could prove himself the chimp’s superior. It was a cruel irony, then, to discover that the chimp had more aptitude for the game than him.
The chimp always employed the same infuriating strategy, dismissing obvious checkmates while driving the zookeeper’s king to entrapment on the rear file. It was an agonizing, inevitable death, but one which the zookeeper would always fight long after his position was hopeless. Afterwards, if he demanded a rematch, the chimp would usually dismiss him with a summary shake of its head and play a game by itself, leaping across the table from chair to chair to consider both Black and White’s position.
One day, when he could take no more, the zookeeper devised a plan that could not fail. He decided to cheat.
The game was all but lost when the chimp checked the zookeeper’s king into deep retreat before going to relieve itself. The zookeeper, with an anxious eye on the bathroom door, began to whistle a carefree tune and eased his one remaining pawn one square away from his opponent’s back row, where it could be exchanged for a queen the next move. Snickering, he walked around the board. All angles revealed imminent victory. When he heard the toilet flush he hurried to the cupboard, put his head inside and made like a man frustrated while trying to find something misplaced, tossing things about and cursing. He listened as the chimp returned to the table, its knuckles thumping the linoleum. He stopped rustling the bags of dried peas and pasta, and peeked around the cabinet door.
He watched the chimp climb onto its chair and was revolted by the beast's ugliness. The hair on its arms and back had begun to fall away in thick, greasy clumps – he reckoned the ape would be as bald as its rump within a few months. Its shoulder and chest muscles had receded under its scabrous hide. Even allowing for its advanced state of decline, however, the zookeeper didn't feel he was ready to challenge the chimp for rights to the bed. But as he sized up the despicable, wasting creature picking a nit from the crook of its elbow and stuffing it behind its blubbery lower lip, he could see that day coming soon.
The zookeeper grabbed a handful of chamomile leaves from the top shelf and dropped it into a pot, not bothering to look inside for inevitable chimp hair. Having long since resigned himself to antiseptic living, he would strain the brew through his teeth, plucking the coarse strands of hair from his gums and cursing a world without a proper cup of Earl Grey, or even the orange pekoe that Helen had been so fond of.
The tea cooking over a candle, he returned to the table and sat down. The chimp looked up from the game accusingly and pointed a crooked black finger at the cheating pawn. The zookeeper’s face was the picture of innocence. The beast bared its crumbling yellow teeth menacingly and nudged the piece back to its proper square.
"What are you implying, you villain?" cried the zookeeper, shaking his fist. "How dare you!"
The chimp howled and delivered an arcing backhand that knocked the zookeeper off his chair and one of his bicuspids across the room. Lying in the corner, he probed his mouth with his tongue, delicately assessing the damage.
"That's just great!" he said, seething. "Down to six teeth and no two of them opposed."
He spat on the wall, dotting it with blood like shotgun spray, then got up and staggered to the steamer trunk. Turning his back to the chimp, he dialed the combination lock. The chimp sidled up to him.
"It's not suppertime yet," said the zookeeper, a pout exaggerated by his swollen lip.
He raised the lid and rested it against the wall. The chimp stroked the zookeeper’s head apologetically and peeked over his shoulder.
"I suppose we could have a small snack," the keeper sighed.
He took a plastic container from the trunk, opened it, plucked out three fat, writhing grubs and proffered them to the chimp. It snatched them from the zookeeper’s hand, retreated to the bed and, nibbling, lay its his head on the pillow.
The aged zookeeper stared at the contents of the trunk and thought about what he'd become: an expert in insect husbandry and a nursemaid to an ungrateful monkey. He picked up the photograph of Helen, pink cheeked and golden haired. He couldn’t bear to think that she might now resemble him -- skin flaky from radiation, bones knotted by malnutrition. He hoped she were dead and not among the demented and dying. Wiping away a tear, he gently replaced the picture face-down in the box.
Why did he go on? All civilization had been sundered from society, humanity drained from human beings. It was a comfort to know it would all be over soon, when the radiation poisoning finally put an end to his misery. Or when the scavenging hordes of half-dead finally came for the last of the stores of dried camel and alligator meat, hunger finding a way through steel bars that once held rhinoceros.
He took a dusty bottle of rum from the trunk, went to the bed and sat down beside the chimp. The chimp, surprisingly, did not protest.
"Our journey is coming to an end, old man," the zookeeper said.
He opened the bottle and swallowed a mouthful of rum. The chimp plucked a tick from its groin and offered it to the zookeeper. Touched, the keeper smiled softly and popped it into his mouth. The chimp, satisfied their friendship was restored, grinned and put out its hand for the bottle.