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This is a joke forum and anyone can post their jokes here.

I realise that many people are not responding to forum topics. Is anyone active?

Why did the rooster cross the road? What do you call a bull that is sleeping?Why do cheetahs run so fast?Answers will be revealed by the end of two days.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't" What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey. More Coming Soon

https://www.chess.com/votechess/seek/237070 , please join the vote chess match after the opponent picks the invitation. I dearly request you all to join

Hi everyone! Before I create any forums, I would like to see how many members are active and will respond to my forum. Everybody who is active and will respond to my forums, please say "I'm active!" in the comments. Thanks!

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Suggest timings for live matches and we will organize matches depending on number of members per suggested time and their ratings ( if they are high rated , we will play a strong club and if they are low rated , we will play a weaker club . Please give it in this format : My suggested Timings : 4:00 PM IST - 6:00 PM IST on all days . If you have different times for different days , please mention them . Thanks....