Here are the daily puzzles from 10/20/2022 to 10/24/2022 1. 2. 3. 4.
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Ninja_Tribunal Oct 24, 2022
Here are the riddles from 10/20/2022 to 10/24/2022. 1. What word starts with E and ends with E but only has one letter in it? 2. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? 3. A word I know, six letters it contains, removes one letter, and twelve remains. What am I? 4. A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
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Ninja_Tribunal Oct 24, 2022
Here are the jokes from 10/20/2022 to 10/24/2022. 1. Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel. 2. Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. 3. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down. 4. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
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Ninja_Tribunal Oct 24, 2022
Here are the jokes for 10/14/2022 to 10/19/2022. 1. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?He was just going through a stage. 2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?He just needed a little space. 3. Where are average things manufactured?The satisfactory. 4. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?A nervous wreck. 5. What does a nosy pepper do?Gets jalapeño business! 6. How do you keep a bagel from getting away?Put lox on it.
1. How do eight eights add up to one thousand? 2. One day, a magician was boasting about how long he could hold his breath underwater. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that’s nothing, I can stay underwater for 10 minutes using no equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How? 3. I am something people celebrate or resist. I change people’s thoughts and lives. I am obvious to some people but, to others, I am a mystery. What am I?
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Ninja_Tribunal Oct 19, 2022
Here are the daily puzzles from 10/14/2022 to 10/19/2022 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. White to play and draw 6.
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tanvistiger Oct 19, 2022
1. What bird do you associate with lifting weights? 2. Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack? 3. What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or none?
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tanvistiger Oct 17, 2022
1. Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Control Freak.Con…OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” 2. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?They each got six months.
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RabbitRover Oct 14, 2022
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?Because the “P” is silent.
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ChessProKing-TM Oct 13, 2022
1. The more there is, the less you see. What am I? 2. I’m full of holes but strong as steel. What am I?
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Ninja_Tribunal Oct 13, 2022
If all Wibbles are Criggles, all Borkin are Kwumblins, no Hoggles are Borkins, and all Criggles are Borkins, is it true that all Borkins are Criggles? (Just say yes or no )
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tanvistiger Oct 12, 2022
1. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. 2. Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.He kept leaving little messages around the house.
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chessroyalemaster1 Oct 11, 2022
1. Who can finish a book without finishing a sentence? 2. A man runs away from home. He turns left but keeps running. After some time, he turns left again and keeps running. He later turns left once more and runs back home. Who was the man in the mask?
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Ninja_Tribunal Oct 11, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.She looked at me surprised.
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Anyka_Davayka Oct 10, 2022
I can be long or can be short, I can be black, white, brown, or purple. You can find me the world over and I am often the main feature. What am I?
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RabbitRover Oct 10, 2022
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.I lost my case.
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tanvistiger Oct 7, 2022
What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?
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Ninja_Tribunal Oct 7, 2022