A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, they named a drink after you!” “Really?” replies the grasshopper. “There’s a drink named Stan?”
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tanvistiger Sep 23, 2022
First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I?
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tanvistiger Sep 23, 2022
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
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Priyansh0003 Sep 22, 2022
This is a really weird puzzle. Black agreed to mirror White's moves!
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WiseThinkingMan Sep 22, 2022
How do mathematicians scold their children?“If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
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tanvistiger Sep 22, 2022
Make a image explaining why you like it and what it is...... The winner will be crowned with fruit of the year
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Earth_player Sep 21, 2022
How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
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tanvistiger Sep 21, 2022
Restaurant patron: “Waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine.” Waiter: “What year, sir?” Patron: “Well, I’d like it right now.”
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tanvistiger Sep 21, 2022
1 cricket 🏏 or football ⚽️ 2 discord or shapchat 3 clubs with 100+ members or clubs with less than 100 members 4 win competitions or don’t participate in competitions 5 Instagram or WhatsApp Please please please invite members to this club!!! Thank you soooo much!
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RabbitRover Sep 21, 2022
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
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Xx-Loona-xX Sep 20, 2022
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.
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tanvistiger Sep 20, 2022
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out. The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
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WiseThinkingMan Sep 19, 2022
Pressed the elevator button too many times for no reason.
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RabbitRover Sep 19, 2022