What the hell did you just frickin' say about Tulin, you little Keese? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Rito Flight Range, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Bokoblin camps, and he has over 300 confirmed headshots. He is trained in aerial warfare and he is the top sniper in the entire Rito Village Defence Forces. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen in this Kingdom before, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with writing that cheek about Tulin over the internet? Think again, Chuchu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Hylians and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, darner. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're in for it now, kid. Tulin can be anywhere, anytime, and he can headshot you from over 700 different angles, and he doesn't even have hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he has access to the legendary Great Eagle Bow and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear off the face of the Hebra region, you little cretin. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "clever" post was about to bring down on you, maybe you would've shut your goddamn beak. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you actual bird-brain. Now Tulin will rain down fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're done for, kiddo.