We all like to chuckle, grin, giggle or roll on the ground laughing hearing a preferably good joke, so on this new Forum I or someone whom I might put in charge later will post some jokes every now and then and you can post some jokes as well to keep it going, this is today's joke bundle, Enjoy!
In the chess club:
“I am Black.” “I know.”
. Two beginners:
“I improved my English, Spanish, French, Russian, and Italian.”
“Then you must be a genius!”
“Why?”
“You can speak so many languages…”
“I am talking about chess openings and not languages.”
Two chess players wanted to go to a chess tournament together by car.
After some time the driver had to check his street map:
“What do you think? Is it better if we take the main variation or the side variation?”
So I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov – Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!”