A charter for the Red Army

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xandy71

I think a creedo or charter would be a much better way of having everyone to get together as a team and agree to a common code which we should all contribute to and all follow. Each post can be judged on their merits and at the end the admins can select the better components of the creedo and create a charter for us and all future members to follow.                                                                                                      We the good members of the Manchester United RED ARMY will promise on the pain of expulsion to:    Wear my Manchester United football top under my clothes at all times even when I begin to smell a bit rank rotten or ranker than usual.

Manchero

This is the first time I have stumbled upon this thread, despite it being 3 months old...guess the alerts were not working that day!?

When the smell is intolerable, are old shirts acceptable? Or must we always be in the current kit (i.e. buy more) to rescue our corporate friends?

xandy71

You must wear your shirt at all times,you can bathe in your shirt to clean it but it must never leave your body.I have tried this out and it works ok but for some reason my wife left me with the kids ,no one calls anymore my friends make excuses not to go out with me ,even the dog started looking at me strangely.And this all started when I decided to throw away all my socks and only wear my Man UTD football socks.What could be wrong with all those people?